Anonymous Sex
from Tales From The Bad Years
MAN: give me a girl who’s got hair down to her ass, someone who never leaves a glass of wine unfinished.
WOMAN: give me a guy who’s got an accent that kills. be he Chilean, Greek, Nigerian or Finnish.
BOTH: just give me anyone as long as i don’t know ‘em. i can’t go home feeling lonely again. but one more day of the familiar’s gonna kill your libido if it wasn’t killed way back when.
oh oh oh i want anon-anon-anonymous sex with a stranger that i met in a bar. oh oh oh i want an incognito fling with a swinger in a rental car. give me casual encounters. i’m not drunk-dialing my ex anymore. oh oh oh I want anonymous sex. oh oh oh I want anonymous sex. oh oh oh I want anon-anon-anonymous sex.
MAN: where are the chicks who dominate and seduce, the kind they never introduce you to in college?
WOMAN: show me the guys and gals who don’t start to blush at just the mention of a brush with tantric knowledge?
BOTH: just give me anyone as long as I don’t know ‘em. i can’t go home feeling lonely again. but one more day of the familiar’s gonna kill your libido if it wasn’t killed way back when.
oh oh oh i want anon-anon-anonymous sex with some random hipster i don’t recall. oh oh oh i want a classified affair with an airhead in a bathroom stall. give me casual encounters. just leave your personal specs at the door. oh oh oh i want anonymous sex. oh oh oh i want anonymous sex. oh oh oh i want anon-anon-anonymous sex.
oh oh oh i want anon-anon-anonymous sex with a stranger that i met in a bar. oh oh oh i want an incognito fling with a swinger in a rental car. give me casual encounters. i’m not drunk-dialing my ex anymore. oh oh oh i want anonymous sex. oh oh oh i want anonymous sex. oh oh oh i want anon-anon-anonymous sex.
September 15th, 2008 at 12:14 am
“Show me the guys and gals who don’t start to blush
At just the mention of a brush with tantric knowledge?”
hahahhahaha. true dat
September 19th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
How horny were you two when you guys wrote this? Every note just oozes lust.
September 19th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Gosh, I hate to tell you the answer to this: not horny at ALL. We were just trying to write a very simple rock song. Any oozing of lust was purely accidental.
September 19th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
We were in central Pennsylvania… so.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:45 am
….what does central Pennsylvania have to do with it? Amish?
Nah it definitely does ooze lust.. though I love it. I’ll listen to it for fun in my dorm and my friends will sit there and say that I want some… when really it is just a wicked cool song…..
October 17th, 2008 at 9:46 am
oh.. and where’s the recording? Phoebe and Skylar did an amazing job on it!
October 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
phoebe and skylar were in our concert at the beechman in nyc and caissie and josh did it in our workshop of bad years in rutland, vt this summer.
October 20th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
come to the west coast!
November 3rd, 2008 at 5:27 am
This is just absolutely fabulous, thats pretty much it
January 10th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
love it love it love it! josh and caissie were positively fantastic.
September 13th, 2009 at 9:42 am
I think this is my favorite song to listen to EVER. I really really really wish you guys were on iTunes. I’d buy every single thing you had. My favorite version of this song is when it’s sung by Jenni Barber (who I LOVE) and Noah Weisberg in “A Party Worth Crashing.” I watched every youtube video of that. Please keep writing forever and ever! I will go see you on Broadway!